Hi there I’m Matthew Williams I like maple syrup and pancakes! I run this blog with the rest of the neighborhood on my new laptop I got on my birthday. My best friend Alfred comes over a lot so he shows up a lot along with my papa Francis. We live in a town called Hellsberry. I have a lot of neighbors so come on down and meet them- ALFRED DON’T DO THAT!


Questions: Ask box open!
M!A's: Alfred's to do everything Matt asks him to.
Current event: Cousins are over
(( Caname ask blog run by Sam and Grace! you can direct questions to Matthew or to Alfred))

Read me!

askthegirlwiththehetalians sent: what do you guys do for fun

Especially on Matthews dad and my mom! they’re so easy to fool hehe

ask-astronaut-alfred sent: Do you guys go to school or anything? Do you like to learn?

we do like to learn, but school is soooo boring.. I’m happy we have our teacher Mr. Honda. he’s super cool and we do all kinds of cool things to learn about what we are and how to control our abilities! 

thefreakoutsideyourwindow sent: Oh dear, if it's getting harder to see then you two boys may be needing glasses.

Maybe we just got something like the flue?! I don’t wanna see the vet!

askthescottishkirkland-deactiva sent: How're my favourite lads doin'? [ruffles their hair]

Alfred: but it is getting tougher to see things… I’m not sure why but it’s happening to both of us ono’

Anonymous sent: Wait! Does that mean all those women Francis brought home were literally bait?!?!

bait? oh no, those lovely women came home with me for an evening of company alone with me. I don’t kill all of them myself, theres a market we get everything we need to run the restaurant, Run by a strange man and his wife. They give us discounts and it’s much easier than hunting, though it doesn’t stop us from going out on occasions~

an-actual-iguana sent: Have you guys ever tried to prank one another?

it doesn’t always work, but we try anyways!

ask-winged-arthur sent: ((Wait wait. What?! Human?!))

why the outrage? We use organic here so no need to worry about preservatives or frozen food.

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[ In the next comic I draw I think I’ll tell you Francis’ not so savory secret ]

Anonymous sent: Has either of you ever heard one of your dad's yelling or making noises in pain at night? I bet Matt's Papa takes home pretty ladies and they make him yell in pain a lot!! O:

Alfred doesn’t have a papa.. but his momma comes over a lot with him and we have sleep overs. does that count? Sometimes they kick the wall or something and wake us up, but we don’t care since we can go to sleep real fast. Really the only ladies that papa does bring over he takes them to dinner and stuff, he has a lot of friends, plus they’re really nice and like playing games too!